Have you ever wanted to take a three and a half hour car ride where I do nothing but complain about my lungs? Well, you’re in luck! Can’t Eat, Can’t Breathe and Other Ways Cystic Fibrosis has F#$%*d Me is now available in audiobook format on audible.com. I worked hard to make sure I read the absolute shit out of this book, so check it out if you get a chance. You can get it free with a 30 day free trial of Audible!

This could’ve just as easily been the cover of a collection of heartfelt songs about my mucus. Count yourself lucky that it’s not.