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Can’t Eat, Can’t Breathe and Other Ways Cystic Fibrosis Has F#$%*d Me Now Available in More Places

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Can’t Eat, Can’t Breathe and Other Ways Cystic Fibrosis Has F#$%*d Me continues it’s inexorable march towards being everywhere books are sold. Here’s a list of places you can buy it right now.

Can’t Eat, Can’t Breathe on iBooks

Can’t Eat, Can’t Breathe audiobook on iTunes

Can’t Eat, Can’t Breathe on Barnes & Noble (digital and print)

Can’t Eat, Can’t Breathe on Amazon (digital, print and audio)

Can’t Eat, Can’t Breathe audiobook on Audible

Can’t Eat, Can’t Breathe on Smashwords

If you only buy your ebooks from some bizarre internet book seller, let me know and I’ll try to get it there too.

 

Here’s a Chapter from My Audiobook

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This is chapter 2–“Hi, My Name is Jay and I Have Cystic Fibrosis.”–of the audiobook version of Can’t Eat, Can’t Breathe and Other Ways Cystic Fibrosis Has F#$%*d Me. I would’ve posted chapter 1, but it turns out that I don’t mention Cystic Fibrosis in it.

If you enjoy this bit, feel free to pick up the rest of it here.

The Last Act of My Twenties

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I spent most of my 20s at Denny’s.

I lived the majority of my 20s like it was the bonus level of one of those arcade hunting games*. I never expected to make it that far, so rather than executing any kind of plan, I just randomly shot as many turkeys as I could. Whatever I could catch was—as the name implies—a bonus. Continue reading →

Can’t Eat, Can’t Breathe… Now Available in Audiobook Format

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Have you ever wanted to take a three and a half hour car ride where I do nothing but complain about my lungs? Well, you’re in luck! Can’t Eat, Can’t Breathe and Other Ways Cystic Fibrosis has F#$%*d Me is now available in audiobook format on audible.com. I worked hard to make sure I read the absolute shit out of this book, so check it out if you get a chance. You can get it free with a 30 day free trial of Audible!

This could've just as easily been the cover of a collection of heartfelt songs about my mucus. Count yourself lucky that it's not.

This could’ve just as easily been the cover of a collection of heartfelt songs about my mucus. Count yourself lucky that it’s not.

The More Things Change… Part II

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Here’s another batch of 3rd grade journal entries. If you missed the first round, you can catch up on them here. Again, these are reproduced as close to their original form—errors and all—as can be. Continue reading →

My Book is Out Now!

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I swear that was broken when I got there.

I swear that was broken when I got there.

My book is now available on Amazon in both print and Kindle formats, with an audiobook version hitting sometime later this month. Like this blog, it’s called Can’t Eat, Can’t Breathe and Other Ways Cystic Fibrosis Has F#$%*d Me. It’s about how Cystic Fibrosis has fucked me. Continue reading →