How the Sausage Was Made


This has nothing to do with this post, I just like pictures of my insides.

Instead of writing about how shitty my lungs are, I thought I’d write about writing about how shitty my lungs are. Think of it like one of those crappy EPK-style features they used to put on DVDs. If you’ve ever wanted to know how many words were in the first draft of my book, today’s your lucky day. Continue reading

“All The Fuses in the Exit Signs Have Been Burnt Out!”

This USB cable is the best black arm tassel I could find on short notice.

This USB cable is the best black arm tassel I could find on short notice.

I, like most kids who attended grade school in the early 90s, have already had to deal with the death of the Ultimate Warrior on more than one occasion. Unfortunately, this time no amount of knowledge cribbed from the newsprint wrestling magazines at the local drug store will silence that smartass from down the street who thinks he knows everything. Because finally his time has come. That little smartass is right—the Ultimate Warrior died. Continue reading

By The Bootstraps

I also applied at the C + C Music Factory, but didn't pass the sweat test.

I also applied at the C + C Music Factory, but didn’t pass the sweat test.

In my early 20s, I had a lot of insurance problems. That means I got a lot of advice that boiled down to “You should get a job with insurance.” After hearing enough of this, I started to wonder if everyone was right and I was just lazy, so I picked up a 9 to 5 at the local factory. I’m pretty sure I signed something prohibiting me from saying what factory it was, but it was a popular chip manufacturer. Continue reading

Weddings, KISS and Kevin

Coming out of their Shells Poster

I saw my first concert in 1990, when my dad took me to see the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles play a white-hot set at the local Sub Base. That show was so good, that I didn’t have an inkling to see another concert until 6 years later, when I begged my mom to take me to see KISS at the Hartford Civic Center. Continue reading

Questionable Content

It’s just about time to start making videos again, but I thought that instead of talking about whatever I think people want to hear about, I should ask if there’s anything anyone really wants to know. So, if you have any questions, I’d love to hear them. I’m borderline impossible to offend, so feel free to ask anything. You can leave your question in the comments below, hit me up on Twitter @allhallowsevil or email me at jaygironimi AT gmail DOT com (just make the subject “Video Questions” or something like that).