Monthly Archives: November 2013

Here’s a Chapter from My Audiobook

This is chapter 2–“Hi, My Name is Jay and I Have Cystic Fibrosis.”–of the audiobook version of Can’t Eat, Can’t Breathe and Other Ways Cystic Fibrosis Has F#$%*d Me. I would’ve posted chapter 1, but it turns out that I don’t mention Cystic Fibrosis in it.

If you enjoy this bit, feel free to pick up the rest of it here.

The Last Act of My Twenties


I spent most of my 20s at Denny’s.

I lived the majority of my 20s like it was the bonus level of one of those arcade hunting games*. I never expected to make it that far, so rather than executing any kind of plan, I just randomly shot as many turkeys as I could. Whatever I could catch was—as the name implies—a bonus. Continue reading